Girl's Night Out...at a Tupperware Party??

by jennifer5. December 2012 14:39

That's right! Tuesday night was a girl's night out and we went to a Tupperware Party. Say what? A Tupperware Party? Yes, a Tupperware Party. But this was no ordinary Tupperware Party because our party was hosted by none other than Miss Dixie Longate from Mobile, Alabama.

Miss Dixie is a fast talking, Jesus lovin', booze drinking woman from the South. And she LOVES Tupperware crap and her many uses for it. Item#1398 the Shape-O Toy doubles as both a child's toy and a fun sobriety test!

Item #464 The Chip 'N Dip bowl is great for "retards" who don't know which dip is supposed to go with which chip because the smaller dip bowls can hook INSIDE the larger chip bowl!!

All guests of Miss Dixie's Tupperware Party received a catalog, an order sheet, and they were selling products right there on the spot! They were only taking cash, so I wasn't able to buy anything since I only carry plastic money already spent my allowance this week. Big bummer because Miss Dixie recommended the key chain batter bowl because "it can hold 2 goldfish and a bud of marijuana." Surprised

 

 Post-show Miss Dixie was mingling with her guests. My sister and Miss Dixie really hit it off Wink Listening to them ham it up, it was evident that they were having “more fun than a gaggle of lesbians at a Home Depot sidewalk sale." Miss Dixie mentioned to Lori that she tried to get a Tupperware party at the Sarasota Players Theater, but they thought her Tupperware party wasn't appropriate for Sarasota. Say what?? Sealed True, it is for more mature audiences, but Sarasota is full of old people there is NO MORE MATURE of a population than the one that reside in Sarasota County. Sarasota really missed out on hosting a FAB Tupperware party!

 

 

"Jenny, I'd rub up on your leg if I wasn't so busy xo Dixie Longate" Kiss

Dixie’s Tupperware Party premiered in Tampa on December 4 and runs through December 9 in the Jaeb Theater at The David A. Straz, Jr. Center for the Performing Arts.  Tickets may be purchased by visiting strazcenter.org.

Grab your sister, your mom, your friends and head over to the Straz before Miss Dixie's Tupperware Party and all her great crap is gone!

**I received tickets for Miss Dixie's Tupperware Party in exchange for my honest review."

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Jenny

Comments (5) -

Cass
Cass
12/5/2012 3:49:51 PM #

That sounds like a blast!!  

Jina
Jina
12/5/2012 6:51:11 PM #

This sounds like a lot of fun! I'm sorry I missed it. Your description of Sarasota made me laugh — so true! :c)

christie
christie
12/5/2012 9:27:40 PM #

Oh she looks like a riot! Sounds like it was great!

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