'Twas the Day After Christmas


Author Unknown

Adapted by Jenny Hodges

‘Twas the day after Christmas, I rolled out of bed

 And realized I had a few pounds to shed.

 My favorite jeans, in my dresser did lay.

 In hopes I could wear them again one day.

  When up in my bathroom there arose such a clatter.

 The hubby came up to see what was the matter.

 I had stepped on the scale and it began to quake,

 Wondering what had happened, for goodness sake.

 The cookies had settled onto my thighs

 Not to mention the cheesecake and pecan pies.

 The homemade macaroni and cheese

 And seconds of delicious sweet and sour meatballs, please.

 I looked out the window at the fallen snow

 Knowing just where I had to go.

So into my gym clothes I squeezed my butt

 And off to workout to get out of this rut.

 I hopped on the spinning bike, no time to waste

 And thought of more ways to motivate.

 I thought of the treats I ate without shame

 And whistled and shouted and called them by name:

 Now cookies!  Now chocolate!

Now crackers and cheese!

 Off of my thighs and my waist pretty please!

 To the wine and the beer

And ice cream , et al.

 Now dash away! Dash away!

 Dash away all!

 And then, in a twinkling, I heard with each huff,

 My drive growing stronger, with each little puff.

 I knew it was time to turn bad habits around

 Because summer would be here soon with a bound.

 So for the new year I made a promise to me

 To take care of my health and take care of my body.

 To exercise harder and try to eat clean

 So come summertime, I’m strong and I’m lean.

 And my wish for you all, is a healthier you,

 To reach all your goals and happiness too!

 I hope you all had an amazing Holiday season! In my mind it is OFFICIALLY over!! All junk food (well, as junky as we get, which really is not too bad at all LOL) has been removed from our house, and we are fully back on plan!

Are you thinking about what you'd like to accomplish in 2013? Is it fitness related? Diet? Financial? I'll share my goals for 2013 on FRIDAY when we sit down and have our weekly Come to Jesus discussion. Talk to you soon!! 


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